Those who can't think well, often speak the loudest.
To find monsters, look inside yourself first.
If your greatest fear is dying, then you've never really been afraid.
My zombie can eat your vampire.
If God had wanted you to be happy, you would have been born someone else.
Jesus loves you;I'm not Jesus.
Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one but you probably don't to see it up close and personal.
What are some odd quotes you like?