The challenge is to write a 200 word or less flash story starting with the 'door swung open'.
I did my best in a hurry and with a head cold. :) Next week I'll read it and wince. I'm pretty sure I screwed up the verb tenses but Nyquil is not my friend.
Link to Rach Writes
Door Swung Open
The door swung open and I gaped at my ex in all his naked glory bending my mother over the back of my floral couch.
"Mom! That's my new couch."
I'll never get the stench of their humping off of it. Microfiber can only do so much. I couldn't stop a groan of pain. Brand fuckin' new.
Mom's tits bounce as Larry plows into her from behind again, she's grunting, rubbing her sweaty nudity on my couch.
Oh no she didn't. Before I knew it, I was pounding Larry's head, shoulders and bare ass with my purse.
"My. Fucking. New. COUCH! Asshole!"
He jerks back, popping free of mom's cellulite dimpled ass, & falling to the floor. I smack mom once for good measure.
"Ouch," Mom yips as she looks over her shoulder with an 'oh crap' look on her face.
Larry was crawling to his knees, I kick him in the balls.
He screams and scrambles for the open doorway. Mom's wailing.
Larry stumbles naked onto my walkway. I grab Mom by her perm and shove her after him.
"My fucking couch!"
Then I kick the door. It swung shut behind them.